Do you know this man?
The plaintiff caught him having a whiff of her underwear in
the early hours of the morning between 2am and 4am on her infrared camera. He
looks like the ghost who stalks but this fiend is not a friend of the Phantom
at all.
Don’t you just want to shout at him, “There are better ways
of getting a thrill, you dill!”… eeek!… What if his name is Phil? Not Dr. Phil,
just Phil. There would still have to be some psychological explanation for
this. Dr. Phil would know. Maybe the good ol’ Dr. Phil could have a program
dedicated to Phil…snow dropper Phil, the dill. We have heard about pill
poppers. But “snow dropper” is not a term that comes readily to mind for most
people. When you think about, catching Phil, the dill, in the act, must have been
a jaw dropper for him, especially when he saw his night profile being posted as
a picture of somebody of interest in the daily rag. Not only did Phil’s jaw
drop, so did his ego. In fact, quite a bit about Phil was starting to sag.
Dr. Phil would be able to enlighten his many admirers and
devotees of his program as to what causes Phil, the dill, go on the prowl of a
night. We know owls look for mice and other vermin. We know coyotes and wolves
like to howl. We also know this dill, Phil, likes to go on the prowl. What we
do not know is why Phil, the dill, creates a jaw dropper by being caught as a
snow dropper.
So there you have it. Dr Phil, we need your help to explain
why Phil, the dill, is on the prowl looking for women’s underwear in the middle
of the night. Somehow, it just does not seem right. [Making money from social networking is a better way to go]
The man may not be called Phil. He could have another name. Whatever his name, his clandestine caper is now in the open and there is a need for people to understand why he is doing what he does, and how it can be stopped—although there is a band that goes by the name Snowdroppers who are said to encourage such behavior.
The term SNOWDROPPER has dual meanings; it’s a 1920’s slang
term for cocaine addicts, but also a turn of phrase referring to deeply
disturbed individuals who have a penchant for stealing woman’s panties off
clotheslines—(taken from SXSW Inc. website ©2010)
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